In this new(ish) age of technology assisted social interaction where being far away is no impediment to collaboration....

Our good friend Bruce Burgess has offered a second verse to the Colonoscopy Song. Thanks Bruce!

Doctor, don't be thinking that we've gone mad
Just because we write of the things we do-ooo
It's the most fun we've ever had
Writing songs like this as we think of you-ooo

Sco-ope me, like you just did
Oooo doctor, do it to me once again.

Any takers for verse 3??

If you need some assistance remembering (learning) the tune (and are not too freaked out by 70's fashion and hairstyles) click here for a Youtube clip. Watch out for the use of the recorder in the instrumental break and backing - not a regular occurrence before or since!

Enjoy the clip, then get in touch with your inner song-writer!